Celebrate Everything 2016 Wall Calendar

$ 25.00


We only printed 500 of these limited edition calendars. Each one is hand signed and numbered, and once they're gone, they're gone!

Too many people treat the calendar as the utmost authority on what constitutes a good reason to celebrate. If a holiday is written in fine print on a particular day in the calendar, we assume it’s safe to throw a party.

So, if the calendar says it’s Halloween, we dress up in costumes and go bobbing for apples. If the calendar says it’s New Year’s Eve, we stay up late, wear funny hats, and use instruments made of paper to make noises that sound like diptheria-ridden ducks. If the calendar says it’s Independence Day, then we’ll throw meat on the grill and go blow something up.

Contrary to popular belief, your calendar is not the boss of you.

Every single day is a holiday. It’s just that most days, what to celebrate is up to you.

Making your last mortgage payment is a good reason to throw a party.

The night before the last day of school is a good reason to throw a party.

Baby’s first laugh is a good reason to throw a party.

If a reason seems good enough to you, well then, it’s good enough.

This limited edition calendar was created for those times when you’re just not sure what to celebrate, as well as for those people who need permission before they can celebrate. Every single day features an absolutely real (although sometimes obscure) Adultitis-fighting holiday, typeset in legit, official-looking fine print.

Of course, disregarding a particular day’s “official” holiday in favor of making up your own is always encouraged.

  • This 12-month wall calendar features the colorful, whimsical, and inspiring artwork of Jason Kotecki.
  • Only 500 calendars have been printed, and each one is signed and numbered by the artist.
  • Every single day includes a real holiday typeset in legit, official-looking fine print.
  • Every month features an open-ended challenge to help you keep Adultitis at bay all year long.
  • The calendar is 12" x 12" and measures 12" x 24" when hung on wall.
  • Printed with stunning UV inks on 100 lb matte paper, and the cover has a special soft-touch aqueous coating for a luxurious, velvety feel.
  • Certified 100% Adultitis-free.
  • A perfect Christmas gift!

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